Andrea Lain
Nude

Okay. You have to remember that Mr. Skin doesn’t give women a place on Skin Central because their acting abilities are on the level of Meryl Streep—heck, if Meryl hadn’t flashed boob in Silkwood, she wouldn’t be on here, either. This is all to preface that before you watch the darling Andrea Lain in a clip from the retro comedy, drama, musical Viva (2007), you should prepare yourself for a confident woman proudly displaying her fabulous tits, a pert ass, and a hairy beaver that doesn’t quite match the color of the hair above it—and not for an Oscar-winning performance. Although, really, when Andrea’s character Kelly shows up at the door of her neighbors without a stitch of clothing, and we’re all treated to her big, pink areolas, she should get some kind of award for just looking deliciously hot. She also dances naked on a stage with her neighbor, and appears as a sex slave in another scenario in the film, cradling a man’s head between her bosoms (they make an excellent pillow that Mr. Skin would like to nap upon). Andrea only has one more title on her acting resume, and it occurred five years after her skintastic debut in Viva—she played a martial artist in the short feature The Question: What Can One Man Do? in 2012. Oh, Andrea. If you’re Mr. Skin, or any one of his friends on Skin Central, that is a loaded question—and we would all be very happy to unload it in so many different ways.